I am now advocating for a new global event: the "Reverse Rapture," where the Earth will open up to claim all of the world's truly evil, irredeemable souls.
The Reverse Rapture will be immediately followed by special elections to replace all of the suddenly vacant seats in Congress, and in state houses and state legislatures across the country.
If you fear that you may be taken (down) in the Reverse Rapture, all is not lost! Send your contributions to Spinnaker, c/o Thurstonblog, where we can make your irredeemable soul at least marginally redeemable before the big event.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
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spinn, between you and sidrat, maybe you'll collect enough to replace a slightly corrupted dogcatcher. :-)
Only SLIGHTLY corrupted?
Heck, if I can't raise enough to replace a FULLY corrupted dogcatcher, then I'm not going to play this game..
hehhehehe
;)
Well, dogcatchers usually don't have enough power to become fully corrupted. LOL
C'mon, 98507, we should be able to raise enough for a first-rate dog-catcher, plus a mayor or two. There are evangelists out there today making millions by scaring the HELL out of people. All I need is a TV studio and a decent time slot on cable.
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