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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

What you need to know about Paul Ryan [snicker]

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Focus: Who Is Paul Ryan?

Rep. Paul Ryan was announced Saturday as Republican candidate Mitt Romney’s vice presidential running mate. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about the 42-year-old Wisconsin politician:
Birth Place: Congressional hatchery with 15,000 other squirming political pupae
Favorite 2012 Presidential Candidate: Libertarian Gary Johnson
Vice Presidential Vetting Process: Was asked if he was gay about 47 different ways
Foreign Policy Experience: Romney-level of low
Wants to See: An America without poor and sick people, but probably not in the way you'd like
Favorite Olympics: 2002 Winter Games In Salt Lake City
Weapon: Throwing knives
Number of Words Spoken to Mitt Romney: 16
Aspirations: Hopes to one day cut his own job
Willing to Do What's Needed to Take Back the White House and Make America Great Again: Yes
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If you know the "Onion", you know that this is satire, so don't anybody get their panties in a twist.
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