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Saturday, April 30, 2011

More stupidity from She-Who


  • KispyCritter
    How about some details?
  • Anonymii
    What more do you want at this point-- the make, model, and year of the vehicle that struck the guy? The usual newspaper rules are "who, what, when, where". For once, this has everything but "who", and they actually covered that, too, by saying the guy wasn't carrying ID.
  • KispyCritter
    Posted like a true D precinct commissioner.
  • Anonymii
    What does your comment have to do with this topic?
  • blueskunk12
    The 6 W's are: Who, What, When, Where, Why, How.

    This does not have Who, only an approximate When and Where, no Why, and no How.

    We like Newspapers to report the news and are still anxiously awaiting some.
  • Anonymii
    Did you not read what I said about the "who"? ... they actually covered that, too, by saying the guy wasn't carrying ID. Without the guy having ID on him, it's tough to tell us "who". Besides, the paper usually doesn't tell us "who" pending notification of family.
  • KCFan1
    If you read the article you would see that the driver had no ID and that the police are asking for information.
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Friday, April 29, 2011

In Depends Felcher's accident

In Depends Felcher was tailgating me around the internet.  I stopped quickly and stepped to the left and the result was as follows:

Since the Health Care Act hasn't fully kicked in and 7-11 doesn't provide insurance for part time employees, there will be a benefit dance held.  Nick Nasal and his Nine Nasty Nose Pickers will perform songs from their new CD - "Pickin' Out a Little Boogey"

Australia to host Nude Olympics

NOOSA, Australia -- More than 500 competitors will be going for glory when the Nude Olympics are held Down Under over the weekend, Australia's public broadcaster ABC reported Friday.

A range of physical competitions including tug of war, marathons and beach sprints will test participants' prowess and capabilities. Less conventional events like the "best bum (butt)" competition, conga lines and egg throwing will also run.

The event will be held in Noosa National Park in Queensland -- about 80 miles (130km) north of Brisbane -- having been postponed from its original March date after catastrophic flooding hit northeastern Australia over the Christmas and New Year period.

Organizer Dean said having fun was the name of the game, rather than winning medals.

"There's a whole bucket-load of stuff we do, but like I say, the emphasis is more on fun and camaraderie than out-and-out blood and guts glory," he said.

"As in most events the umpire's decision is final, but when we get down to events like the men and women's 'best bum' or the 'magnificent mums [moms]' we usually have to fight the judges off with a stick because everybody wants to get involved with presenting those medals."

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Trump's "dirty mouth"

Is this what we want representing us?  Not if we're smart!

Donald talks dirty to the ladies: Trump launches on obscenity-laced rant in Vegas talk to GOP women [unbleeped]  (Video)


The Birther sideshow

Too Bad, the Birther Sideshow Was Just Getting Good

Thursday, April 28, 2011

My clandestine informants tell me....

The commenter known as "Independent Voter" is really "In Depends Felcher" and is an illegal alien.  Felcher has been masquerading as "Independent Voter" to avoid being sent back to the motherland.

The photo above shows Felcher's true identity.

More snark from Palin

Sarah Palin Mocks Katie Couric’s Departure

[Includes video]


Analysis: Obama had no choice in 'birther' fight

Thu Apr 28, 6:35 AM EDT

Confronting doubters who harbor questions about his place of birth, President Barack Obama chose to defy one of his White House's own rules: Don't get dragged into the news skirmish of the day.


Standing in front of cameras in the White House briefing room Wednesday, the president sought to rise above the fray by first succumbing to it.

"We're not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshow and carnival barkers," Obama said.

But the issue was not just a distraction. The rising public doubts about his birth, with their hints of xenophobic and even racist attitudes, threatened to feed broader suspicions and grievances among millions of Americans. Unchallenged, those sentiments would linger through his re-election campaign.

"A huge segment of the Republican Party, whether or not they concede it or even know it, looks foolish and conspiratorial," said Jim Jordan, a longtime Democratic operative and veteran of numerous political campaigns.

"But also it's likely that this was becoming a genuine distraction, that the question itself was seeping beyond the right fringe of the Republican Party and it was just time to demystify the whole thing."

Many Republicans also breathed a quiet sigh of relief at the sight of Obama's new documentation.

Among many party activists, questioning Obama's birthplace — and thus his constitutional legitimacy as president — was a test of party allegiance. Republican presidential hopefuls were forced into uncomfortable corners where they had to distance themselves from the birthers' claims without alienating potential voters.

"There's a lot of evidence out there that it was a distraction for a number of Republicans," said GOP pollster Wes Anderson. "It became a purity test for some voters. For others it was a test of whether you were serious about other issues. There are just as many Republicans as Democrats who would be glad to get to fighting about other things."

Todd Harris, a Republican consultant who has worked on a number of GOP presidential campaigns, said some Republicans fanned the birthplace cause to get an easy headline and open up the wallets of some activists.

"It may have a short-term payoff for a handful of Republicans," he said. "But for the party as a whole, it is a terrible long-term issue to build a campaign around."

Recognizing the potential backlash, Republican House Speaker John Boehner on Wednesday promptly put some distance between the GOP establishment and the conspiracy theorists.

"This has long been a settled issue," Boehner spokesman Brendan Buck said. "The speaker's focus is on cutting spending, lowering gas prices and creating American jobs."

There was no guarantee that the topic of Obama's birth would simply go away. The Internet on Wednesday was already beginning to hum with questions about the authenticity of the newly produced document.

But what had given the issue its drive was the success critics such as Trump achieved by simply questioning why Obama had not released the long-form version of his birth document. "Essentially the discussion transcended from the nether regions of the Internet into mainstream political debate in this country," Dan Pfeiffer, the White House communications director, said.

The White House choreographed the release of the birth certificate.


"Now, normally I would not comment on something like this," [Obama] said.

He did not brandish his birth certificate. He did not offer a point-by-point rebuttal. He conceded that for some, the issue would not go away.

"But I'm speaking to the vast majority of the American people, as well as to the press," he said. "We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do."

Ok, that took less than, what, 13 hours??

You knew it had to happen..

A tribute to one of our favorite readers

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Hang on a sec, Larry


This has nothing to do with logic and I haven't any need to use any

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....We may have competition for that Dumbass award

Dumbass Award

Joey sez:
"Natural Born means that both father and mother are US citizens."

There is nothing in the law about "natural born".  What the law does say is that a person born outside the US is a citizen if ONE of the parents is a citizen

Who can I pay...... make Joey keep saying stupid things?


Pageviews today

And the stupid asshole doesn't even belong to ThurstonBlog.

Sheesh, I've had this one for a couple of years now

Slow Joe

KispyCritter 7 comments
The term "African" was not being used in common practice on any official papers in that era.

Natural Born means that both father and mother are US citizens.


KispyCritter 1 comments
I bet I know where else it will be posted.

asssssssss yooooooooou wissssssssssssssh

"The cockroach"



So dumb you wonder how it breathes

I thought cheesburger had vaporized in a pile of her own stupid but the Gods are fickle. The (r)unt is back and dumber than ever.

You can always try Donald Trump, but just to warn you, the last laugh might be on you.
Per News Max:
The latest Trump poll hits one million votes. If the election were held today, Trump would beat Obama in a landslide, 65% to 16%.
Americans "overwhelmingly" favor Donald Trump as their preferred GOP candidate.
All this and he has not even announced his official candidacy!!

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The only place that contest takes place is in suzecheese's pointed little head.

Looks like the monitors are now also selecting LTEs for publication

Save the Quileute Indian tribe

PHILIP J. JONES; Olympia | • Published April 27, 2011

Like it or not, fellow flag-waving white people, our 400-year history of ethnic cleansing of this country's native peoples makes the Nazis look like Boy Scouts.

Return those few acres to the Quileutes.

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Now shut the fu.........

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Another satisfied customer

Ithappened2me2 says:
..... After looking at your little blog that you run, I would find it hard to believe that you were 60 years old. Why don't you spend your time on your own blog instead of infesting this site with your tripe?

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Amazing how they keep reading that which bothers them so......

As I've shared before - this is like the spinster calling the police to report an obscene phone call....

"He went on and on for 20 minutes saying the most filthy things you can imagine"

One for our favorite Fucktard

Wow, I had a typo... that's never happened before! It's corrected, happy now? (now I'll watch as everyone at the hate blog will bring that up)

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Consider it done.

Radec you moran, it isn't your typos that make you a frequent Hall of Shamer here, it is your jawdropping cluelessness that keeps us entertained and you memorialiazed on our humble yet much viewed blog.

Shh..don't talk about redac!!!!

HA! made you look!

(Happy now?)

glenn's new language


  • glenn
    Quit spitting and spurting your typical denial BS. Even my neighbor's dog knows the "mainstream media liberal bias". If you don't know it, then I feel sorry for your lack of awareness.

  • MadameChintoa
    How about some proof to back up your statement?

    Fox news actively prompts tea party rallies but that is somehow part of the liberal bias.

    Donald Trump is invited onto every station to spout easily debunked rubbish birtherism. Is part of the liberal media too?

    All the talking heads tout Ryan's sham of a budget as adult and responsible while ignoring the direct correlation between tax cuts for the rich and sacrifice for everyone else.

    Is that more liberal bias?

  • glenn
    Madame China Town - Listen carefully and take notes. FOX is not mainstream media. CBS, NBC and ABC are examples of mainstream media and they are about as left as it gets. Nothing disparaging about the left ever makes their airwaves. Everything disparaging about conservatives IS on their airwaves. FOX is cable.
    Now again, listen carefully - EVERYONE knows that the mainstream media is biased. Please don't insult the intelligence of adults by trying some convoluted lame arguement to try and deny it. You'll make yourself look rather dorky.

  • MadameChintoa
    I know it is hard for you to grasp the concept of evidence but restating your opinion while insulting people is not actually evidence.

  • Anonymii
    It's not surprising that you speak "dog"-- otherwise how could you say what your neighbor's dog "knows"?

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    Family Values

    The top two voter choices in the News Tribune's poll for GOP Presidential Candidates?

    Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump

    You'll remember Newt as the guy that boinked his aide while (1) bitching about Clinton's fidelity and (2) his wife was fighting cancer.

    As to The only need say "Ivana"

    Nice to know our viewers are getting some light reading in....

    Someone left a trail on ThurstonBlog.

    It appears they jumped from their favorite website to ThurstonBlog

    I'd blame Joey, but we all know he's not wired that way.  He's into jail rape fantasies.

    Monday, April 25, 2011

    Glenn thinks Viagra is an extension

    Maybe you're right. Deadlines mean nothing - try ignoring April 15th and demand forgiveness.

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    glenn-- channeling Joe McCarthy?


    See glenn demagogue. Go, glenn, go demagogue non-issue.

    In the grand scheme of things it is pretty irrelevant whether the legislature passes a budget on April 22 or May 1. You know that, we know that. But that doesn't stop you from hyperventilating like Joe McCarthy.
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    Sunday, April 24, 2011

    She-Who goes off-topic again


  • boltcutters
    No one on the left cared about the 11 men killed in the Deepwater Horizon explosion or their families either.

  • Anonymii
    There you go-- off the topic again. Can you explain to us what the deaths of 11 on the Deepwater Horizon have to do with a non-fatality fire in downtown Olympia?

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    Happy Whatever

    Enjoy your day of Fertility Celebration when Jesus came out from the tomb and saw his shadow and we had a few days of sunshine.

    It's raining again

    Thursday, April 21, 2011

    hundreds of readers....

    91 pageviews and there are a few hours left in the 24 hour day.

    Should a chicken have to live in a space the size of a sheet of letter paper?

    Remember the column about how chickens have it better than disabled adults: In this state, you might be better off being a chicken?  You might want to reconsider how good chickens really have it after you read the text of a bill before the Legislature: An act relating to establishing a certification program for commercial egg laying chicken operations.

    The certification requirements that will have to be followed according to that act are established in the 2010 edition of the United Egg Producers (UEP) Animal Husbandry Guidelines.  The guidelines for caged chickens call for 67 to 86 square inches of usable space per bird to optimize "hen welfare".  67 to 86 square inches sounds good, huh?  Well, guess again, that's only slightly more than the size of an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper!!!  How inhumane can you get?  (Makes you wonder if a Republican wrote the guidelines and/or the legislation!)

    If you feel a chicken deserves more than a 10.7 x 10.7 inch space to live her life-- please call your State Senator and kindly ask her or him to vote NO on this bill. This bill needs to be improved to provide adequate space for a hen to at least stretch her wings! To find your State Senator's phone number, go to the link below, click "find your district" and type in your address.

    Wednesday, April 20, 2011

    I'm SO Glad I Don't Live in South Carolina!

    This video from Slate Magazine tells me w-a-a-a-a-y more than I need to know about the intellectual capacity of South Carolina Teabaggers!

    One of the hundreds....

    Vox_clamantis_in_deserto says:
    ''... responsible for running the debt up TO $14 trillion''...
    Prove me wrong - link a source with the direct quote.
    You take the 'ol play on words to new lows, Kardy/ lefty/ snail/ x-whatever.
    How are the acoustics in that vacuum? I mean, you seem to be the only only on the web who is banging this drum. And boy are you bangin':
    (A tree falls in the forrest.)
    So what is it? A fortuitous example of bad grammar leaving an obvious trolling attempt as your only defense? A factual inaccuracy?
    And how about making up quotes. Or was that merely deception by omission.

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    The new lie about the old debt

    KARDNOS says:
    Why do the Republicans (Haley Barber on TV this morning) continue to lie about the debt and President Obama's role?
    Barbor stipulated that Obama was "responsible for running the debt up $14 trillion"
    Now the truth:
    On January 20, 2009 the debt was $10,626,877,048,913.
    As of yesterday, the debt was $14,309,159,087,877
    That makes net increase in the debt during Obama's Administration -
    That makes Barbor's lie a 397% exaggeration
    Sort of reminiscent of John Kyl's statement about Planned Parenthood, isn't it?
    Remember that Obama has no control over the interest on the previous debt, so you can subtract that right off the top of the current debt.
    Rule #1 of the Republican Party - it doesn't have to be the truth, you just have to say it enough

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    gMarkf also makes a great post

    I'm a registered Republican.

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    No you are not. At least you are not if you live in Washington. State law does not allow you to officially register with the state as a member of any party. You can only register to vote, not to register as a republican, or any other party.

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