ENGEL wrote on 02/27/2010 08:09:44 AM:
Maybe the students thanked their parents everyday at home for providing a tax base for their education.
Well, since I contribute a couple thousand dollars a year and have no children, I'll be content with an acknowledgment from those parents and the community for helping ease their burden.
Dear SondraK, we are all extremely thankful that you did not reproduce, thus sparing us from another generation of your poisonous bile.
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Of course unsaid here is that we should thank her for her unwilling support of schools. I really doubt she ever voted for any such levy, not at all in character for her to help another (even when it benefits our society, and therefore her, in the long run).
And I am sure she is not doing much thanking to the educated masses who help make the "commons" run smoothly in-spite of her spite.
Since Dingle has not reproduced, I may have to rethink my position on God.
Got to be a "Spawn of Satan" joke in here somewhere....
.......welly, well, well, I'm certainly glad you asked that xyzzy because I was just thinking as I discovered the news of Sockdra's fruitless port of the unholy that surely the beast baby must be just simply laying in wait for the time to strike upon the world. When all seems as low as mankind can go and all hope is lost Sockdra will roll back her disease laden bits and then release the beast into the world like a roasted turkey complete with all the trimmings and shot out like a lubed up water slide. She will eat the placenta like any good bitch would. He will grow to full maturity in weeks and take his place as Sarah Palin's running mate. Of course JoeyBM will be attracted to him like a dingle berry to a Shih Tzu's behind. Cyanide manufacturing and sales will be the newest boom industry as a world wide panic of the possibility that enough dumb red necks and bible thumpers can be duped into voting for one of Satan's whores and Sockdra's "Spawn of Satan" into office. Who will win? Who knows? In all reality Sondra's husband probably got a vasectomy to spare himself the horror of having to drive a stake in the heart and chopping the head off his child's mother someday.
Lost:
I laughed....I cried.....then I read the other half of your comment and laughed and cried some more.
I think I wish you hadn't deleted the next one.
I accidentally posted the same thing twice.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
LOL. I almost went back and made it "Spawn of Spawn of Satan" though....
More likely her husband just can't bring himself to touch her.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Author, author! Snarkiness at its best! I'm with Larry, laughing and crying at the same time... Give us more, but the next time, don't hold back! LOLOL
Oh lost, ya might have now made it on her permenent shit list, which, speaking from experience, is a position I also proudly hold.
Spawn of Satan, loved it!!!!!
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