ever try to blow your nose while peeing????
Can't be done...
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sorry, folks..but we're getting too serious..
we need to have some fun..
from the one and only sidrat...
Hehehehehehhe
Yeah, but my plumbings different! :-)
I'm going to have to give that a try sometime.
This reminds me of something that came to mind the other day. Does anyone remember the old restrooms at King Sol's? I don't know about the ladies room but the men's was one of the worst I have ever encountered. There wasn't any soap, toilet paper or paper towels. The graffiti was generally sub par in craftsmanship and subject matter. There was no wall surrounding the toilet so if someone had to drop a deuce everyone got to share not only the scent but the sight as well including anyone walking through the hallway as the door was opened.
What got me thinking about this was the westside Safeway bathroom. It just gets nastier every time I go in there. The place has a funk in the air that sticks to the walls. It's not up to good old King Sol's standards but it's usually pretty darn nasty.
So I ask of you, where have you encountered the nastiest restrooms around?
Lost, funny you should ask, my parents lived in Saudi Arabia for a number of years, yet traveled the world during their 'month long ex-pat time offs'.
After her many travels my mother wanted to write a tongue in cheek users manual on "How to Flush through-out the World" I sort of wish she would of, often times she said she was left scratching her head wondering where the lever, button or pull string was that would do the trick.
The worst I encountered was in some back-water bus depot in Greece, with a hole in the ground and two 'smooth spots' to put your feet, and that was the ladies room!
Your question was probably directed locally, though I took it global!
Going global opens up a whole new can of worms.
Restrooms and sanitation practices say a lot about a culture.
I bet those Greek guys can blow their nose while they whiz but they just use a gym teacher hanky It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
Well, now I feel like a spoiled American.
one of the best things I ever saw on a restroom wall...
"I fucked your mother"...
the response was...
"Go home Dad...you're drunk..."
That's some good stuff right there Sid.
People who write on shit house walls
Should roll their shit in little balls
People who read these lines of wit
Should have to eat those balls of shit.
I come here not to think,
I come not to write on walls....
I come to shit and stink and scratch my hairy balls.
Sorry Ladies, those were quotes.
Wunderbar!
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