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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Failure at being christian



by John Shore.

1) Too much money. ...
2) Too confident God thinks we're all that and a leather-bound gift Bible. ...
3) Too quick to believe that we know what God really means by what he says in the Bible. ...
4) Too action-oriented. ...
5) Too invasive of others generally. ...
6) Too invasive of others personally. ...
7) Too quick to abandon logic. ...
8) Too fixated on homosexuality. ...
9) Too insular....
10) Too uneducated about Christianity. ...

5 comments:

sparkle said...

11. The "rapture" might NOT include them!

a real winer said...

12. Too sanctimoniously self-righteous!

sparkle said...

13. Not realizing that Jesus didn't ask for an insurance card before healing.....

a real winer said...

Good one, sparkle.

sidrat38 said...

One of the best bumper stickers I've seen recently...

"Once the rapture happens, we'll have the whole planet to ourselves!"