BTW..here are the Banjo Boy lyrics.....seriously...

I want to be a rock star, and travel really far, and buy me a big expensive car.And make lots of money and find me a honey.And live in nice big house where it's sunny.With a pool and I'll be cool.I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big.I'll have parties and friends and places to go,The only problem is I play the banjo.I play the banjo.I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a funkadelic punk-rock groover,A cross between Bela Fleck,And Eddie Vedder but better.I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick.I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks,And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows,The only problem is I play the banjo.I play the banjo.(Chorus:)Well I play the banjo,Play the banjo,Play the banjo,I play the banjo.I play the banjo.(Repeat Chorus once.)I say hear me boys, here my rhyme,I'm picking on the banjo all the time.I say hear me boys, here my song,Picking on the banjo all day long.Pick.I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine,And everywhere I go my fans will scream,"Hey banjo boy, we love you,I wish that we could all play the banjo too."And you'll see me on the tv talk show,With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno,The only problem is I play the banjo.(Repeat Chorus 3 times.)I play the banjo,Play the banjo,Play the banjo,I play the banjo.[Thanks to Brincker@localnet.com for lyrics]