This post, from dear old Sloboda of the FTE comments in the Daily O, is running viral on the Right Wing Blogs of the internet...
sloboda wrote on 01/11/2010 01:51:23 PM:
The year is 1947 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer and Barbara Boxer .
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now...the funny part....it's not even close to accurate! Random checks show that they are born in different years, not to mention different months.
My guess? Someone pulled the punk of the day on the Rightees, knowing that if you said something negative about that list of names, no one would research it for accuracy.
I dumped a bunch of correct birthdates in the O thread and got bored looking them up.
It would have only been better to have happened on April Fools Day.
2 comments:
What creeps me out about the joke is the bestiality base to the joke. Why are Righties so obsessed with putting naughty bits into other species? Sick man, really, really sick. It reminds me of the jock telling fag jokes while getting some on the low down.
Damn......I was thinking the same thing, Anon.....LOL
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