wrote wrote on 06/25/2010 06:06:43 PM:
I keep hearing about a gay agenda.
I never knew there was a gay agenda.
I wondered what the gay agenda was so I asked my gay brother.
My brother said its usually something like get up, get dressed, eat breakfast, brush teeth, go to work etcetera.
It was then that I realized ,although I was as straight as the day is long, I too had a gay agenda.
Isn't that queer?
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I guess I have a gay agenda too! Oh, maybe not, since I'm not going to work...(vacation) :-)
I too have a gay agenda five days out of the week then I skip breakfast for a couple.
Jeez, I don't eat breakfast before going to work. Just wasn't made to do that. I feel like the queer one here.
winer, you aren't alone. For most of my life I haven't eaten breakfast just after I get up-- my stomach says, "no way Jose" I guess that makes two of us "queer ones"... :-)
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Ok, confessions be told, usually I do not eat breakfast until my break at work, please tell me, where do I stand!
Since we don't quite fit the gay agenda, sounds like we have an anti-breakfast agenda. Which breakfast eaters would think was kinda subversive, maybe even anti-American. We should probably keep it a hidden agenda and be careful who we "come out" to.
Well you know what they say. You can eat breakfast everyday for years but you skip it just once and your ah..........um............waiting for lunch? Sleeping in? Working graveyard? Whatever your agenda is I fully support your right to get married or do whatever the hell you want even if it is being a uptight right wing bible thumping cyber stalking asshole of the highest order. Truth be told I have been known to have breakfast for dinner even in public. It takes all kinds. I think IV has breakfast too, only when he does it he does it in assless chaps with a coffee enema.
I think Ivy gets up very early just to pee in his own cornflakes. Add that to your image, Lost.
My favorite time for breakfast is around 3 or 4 in the a.m. after a night of partying.
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER, lock them up and throw away the keys!
Eggs over easy anybody?
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