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Friday, June 11, 2010

Drunk Mom Poops Her Pants During DUI Stop





ELYRIA, Ohio —It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.
Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.
Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.
She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.
Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.
Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.
Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.
“I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn,” she told officers.
Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.
Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.



2 comments:

Kardnos said...

That should make for a good AA First Step story....

a real winer said...

You might be white trash if...