Intruder Shot and Killed in Local Home

From what appears to be a "home break-in" or possible terrorist attack, a man was shot and killed as he tried to gain entry to a local home.

"He was carrying this huge bag that was full, we figured it to be weapons or some kind of bomb," said a female at the residence. "Our lives were definitely threatened"

It was thought that the perpetrator was gang affiliated, as he was dressed almost entirely in red. "Personally," said the shooter, "I think he's a commie." "I'm sure glad that Obama hasn't taken my gun, otherwise my family would be dead." "A big man like that wasn't too smart trying to get in our house via the chimney."

The perpetrator had no ID, thus police speculated that he might have been an illegal alien.

In a possibly unrelated story an old fashioned sleigh and reindeer were found on the property.