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Monday, December 21, 2009

Not enough long in the schlong?

Now you know you've seen this picture used as an avatar in The Olympian, your local family newspaper. Lots of people make the same mistake as I did, thinking he was the shill for Viagra, that helps men with impotency issues.

Nope!!! Pardon the pun, but ....."close, but no cigar!

Old Smiling Bob is the character for Enzyte, a supposed "male enhancement" solution. Yeah...the old schlong could be working just fine, but Enzyte users just don't think they are packing enough centimeters South of the Border.

"Before the law caught up with them for fraud, the makers of Enzyte intermittently ran a short late-night TV infomercial. Enzyte claimed to be a "male enhancement" formula. Bob, the star of the infomercial and supposed satisfied user of Enzyte, was constantly shown with this goofy but confident shit-eating smile on his face. "

OK....so...who is pimping Smiling Bob around your family read news website? The same guy that posted this about Kevin Jennings:

IndependentVoter wrote on 12/21/2009 06:21:17 PM:
You get over it, Larry. Your man appointed a person that 80% of America would find disgusting.


Hopefully, Mrs. Voter isn't reading The Olympian Comments threads.

1 comment:

Anonymous98507 said...

Hopefully, Mrs. Voter isn't reading The Olympian Comments threads.

Larry, don't you think that Mrs. Voter has probably gotten so personally "disgusted" with IV's fascinations that she's long gone?